Victory Cafe[CLOSED]

“Victory is a loser” is the frequent comment received for this upper east American bruncher, where eggs are served “hot off the floor” and the strawberry pancakes are “sans fraise”. Dissenters say the service is so slow it is “to die for, literally”. The crowd is mixed with “hungover post-grads” and “10am alcoholics”. Raves say that “at least the TV’s are on”. [SK]

1604 3rd Ave.