Uncle Nick’s on 9th Ave

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No, not that Uncle Nick. He’s still serving ten to twelve in Joliet for trading juvenile “erotica” through e-mail with several men in Peoria. This place is named after a short, olive-skinned man with a handle-bar mustache and a loose-fitting tunic. Hot damn, that does sound like our Uncle Nick! Luckily, the only kind of young chicks this Uncle Nick serves up are wrapped in pita and smothered in a nice tzatziki sauce. [MF]