Barramundi[CLOSED at this location]

So East Village it hurts. Obviously converted from an old pizza place or fast food Greek restaurant, Barramundi features a mirrored wall of cheesy faux arched columns and the typical East Village shite stuck on the ceiling. Mix that with very low lighting and a great garden out back (which, unfortunately, closes at 10PM) and you actually have a pretty cool place. It does help that one reviewer knew the bartender and got drunk for free. [MF]