Così Sandwich Bar (Times Square)

Cosi Times Square


Yuppies by the dozen pack this Times Square location. Actually, yuppies pack every one of these gyp joints. Springing up faster than the clap at a co-ed boarding school, Cosí and its $9.00 sandwiches has become the fastfood choice of the New York whitebread community. If it weren’t for this place’s special crack-sprinkled bread, there would be picketers and constant bomb-threats from the throngs of angry consumers sick of artificially inflated Manhattan prices. Despite the ridiculousness of paying almost ten bucks for what amounts to a piece of crunchy, oven-baked bread, we can’t ignore the addiction factor. [MF]