[CLOSED] Became: The City Bakery

Born from the ashes of Zip City comes this somewhat upscale brewery that could make even the most hardcore yuppie blush. Although the bar’s “homemade” brews taste slightly of burning rubber and formaldehyde, they do offer a great two for one happy hour deal, with stale nosh at the bar and some stools on which to hang your suit jacket. Unfortunately for patrons, the two female bartenders are both strong contenders for the slow, blockhead of the year award. [MF]

3 W 18th St.