Tse Yang loosely translated is: pretentious, overpriced midtown bullshit. Again, we say that there is no way to make gourmet Chinese food. Chinese food comes in paper cartons, is delivered by rude guys on old bikes and is made with inferior cuts of meat and frozen vegetables. This snobby midtowner is no fuckin’ different. Yeah, the waiters wear tuxes and the decor is more Ming dynasty than Christmas horror show, but the chicken with mixed vegetables tastes exactly the same as it does at the Yum Yum China Buffet in Bayside (if such a place exists.) Did we mention the waiters act as if they’re doing you a favor by serving you? You’ve been warned. [MF]
34 E 51st St.