American Spirits[CLOSED]

“This place is neat ‘cuz they serve beer,” says one eighth grader. “They’re mean ‘cuz they make us stand inside so the cops won’t see us,” complains another. A perfect bar for the Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers set, the owners just seem to biding their time until the city shuts them down. One bartender bares an uncanny resemblance to Kathy Ireland, and makes you wonder what the hell she’s doin in this dump. [MF]