Go Fish

One of those seafood restaurants that has a beautiful tank full of colorful fish out front, like we should look at them and say, “Wow, how pretty, now which one am I going to stuff in my piehole?” One wonders who thought plastic seagulls in flight would add to the dining experience, and the gender-bending bartender stands around serving no one, but the fish is good and the deals are even better. Plus, you can get a lovely view of the world famous Carnegie Park apartments sculpture garden while dining by the picture window.[MF]